
Love, Simon (2018)
what’s up this is my band Comma Overload
We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!
Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!
Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!
Unsustainable Pacing should probably buy a metronome
Forget The Action Let’s All Talk Some More
~ever-increasing granularity~
Cuck of the Author
Omg. My authors, I’m *begging* you to reply to this one.
Golly This Sentence is Long
Too Many Commas
Heaps of Unfinished Stories
Spider Solitaire…….
What Tense Is This Even In?
Im Scared This Wants to Be an Epic.
(Insert) To Be Added Later
The one shots that became a series…
@deadcatwithaflamethrower @gingersnapwolves @keiramarcos
Just gonna sit this here.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 500 WORDS, WHY.
“Em Comma Hell”
Alternatively: “All Smut, All The Time”
Flowery Prose is here with special guests Never Enough Gore
let’s check the word count *click*
Oh.
What do you mean it can be over a 1000 words per chapter
Excessive usage of names
why so many ellipses
my band is named Inserted Author’s Note
What’s a Chapter?
Dropping an EP for my new band, Writing Scenes Around A Joke
Definitely, Actually, Honestly Just Way Too Many Filler Words
Here’s my band, Eat Talk Fuck
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Homeric Epithets, who are opening tonight for our main attraction Mugged By A Plot
Hi guys, we’re Too Many Em Dashes, here with a single from our debut album I Forgot What Tense This Was In. A-one, two, three, four–!